i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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