i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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