Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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