how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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