i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I am available for nakedness
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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