I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Randomize