Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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