i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
