found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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