I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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