My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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