did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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