Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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