She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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