I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I want a musical about memes.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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