If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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