I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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