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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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