Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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