are you still at the devil's house?
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my shit smells like andre
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
