If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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