do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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