I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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