found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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