The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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