Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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