But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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