but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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