butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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