We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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