Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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