STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Pooping to opera.
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