she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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