she looked like the before picture.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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