You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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