her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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