office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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