I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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