Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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