seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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