i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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