I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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