giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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