i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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