One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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