life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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