you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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