dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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