i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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