clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
