Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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