i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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