I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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