if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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