I bet he comes in French.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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