Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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